(Source: martin658, via walterwhte)

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via squintymisha)

d-eww:

i think he is my favourite person

(Source: beatricesprior, via legit-humour)

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

(Source: meme4u, via spoken-not-written)

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

(Source: rappersdoingnormalshit, via the-black-power-ranger)

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

image

(Source: cocaineteas, via legit-humour)

fstw:

lindsaychrist:

image

I see this post all the time but why come nobody ever talks about the girl that fucked up the middle S like someone drag her too please

(Source: meucuminhasteta, via legit-humour)

aprithot:

im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again

(via legit-humour)

rupindre:

foreveralone-lyguy:

rupindre:

My dad has 84 pairs of socks

why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has

I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family

(via legit-humour)

(Source: memewhore, via legit-humour)

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle, via legit-humour)

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

(Source: lordheck, via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

foxnewsofficial:

mylittlecumcake:

foxnewsofficial:

today a girl put her hand down my pants to stop me talking about pokemon

That’s all it took to stop you? You’re no Pokemon Master, that’s for sure. 

i didn’t say i stopped

(via legit-humour)