Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
your honor, in my defense, I figured the nuclear explosion would be enough to dislodge my kite from the tree
you dont know true competition until youre one of the last two people in musical chairs
i nearly killed someone like this once
the chair games
may the chairs be ever in your favor
game of thrones
when you’re writing and you come up with that one fucking killer line
when someone distracts you and you LOSE that killer line
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up