itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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whentheoceanmetsky:

height difference parings where the taller one is bashful and blushy and the smaller one is smirky and overconfident image

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weaklinks:

math

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hayyr:

Harry’s comment on the moment when Liam pulls his pants down {x}

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itssexualhour:

My boyfriend was going down on me and i whispered “its going down, im yelling timbeeer” and we both laughed so hard that we forgot about sex.

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itssexualhour:

When I was twenty, and very stupid, I was utterly in love with my economics professor. It is one of the most unsexy subjects, but the way this man talked about numbers was obscene. It helped that he was fucking gorgeous, too. There was a boy in econ who always sat next to me…

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itssexualhour:

so it was my best friend’s 16th birthday and we had this really intense sexual tension since i kissed him by accident this one time and we were with all our other friends so he took me into another room and said “i literally think i’m in love with you” and then we just kissed…

itssexualhour:

               once i was kissin my then bf in a van and it was a really long makeout session but i found myself like not even thinking about it i’d stare out the window and think about what i was gonna eat for dinner and like ‘when is this gonna end’ just because it went on for ever and i guess when my friends were driving him home he couldn’t stop talking about how great a kisser i was so the moral of the story is think about chicken fingers and you’ll be great                

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itssexualhour:

Okay so there was this really hot new foreign exchange student at our school from the UK and we flirted a lot and long story short I ended up losing my virginity in our school’s janitor closet. It was really really hot and then when he came he whispered “god bless america” in my ear

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itssexualhour:

So like last week I was in melbourne and I walked up to a girl and told her this world’s an ugly place, but you’re so beautiful to me and then she blushed and giggled and I asked her if it was cool to hold her hand and she said yes and long story short that’s how I picked up a girl with blink-182 lyrics.

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itssexualhour:

i made eye contact with a guy once. not even sure if it was mutual

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itssexualhour:

When I was in 9th grade I was in love with my teacher and he was so much older than me but I didn’t cared and he always gave me winks and looks and was always nice to me, and one day I was sitting in the corridor and he was like can you come with me for a moment and we walked out from school and in to another house and he took me up to his room and told me how amazing I was and then i sort of ripped of his clothes and we fucked :) lol kidding he said that I got a f in math

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itssexualhour:

once me and my ex boyfriend were having sex and let me tell you he was a great guy but he was no freak between the sheets it was just always horrible sex. so i made up my own scenarios in my head to help myself enjoy it and i accidentally moaned niall horans name instead of his and he kinda just stopped thrusting and i could feel him go flaccid inside of me and thats why i’m single

 

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dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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