itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

iwonderhowlongicanmakemyusername:

I love this comics

I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK

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basedheisenberg:

"All media should start having trigger warnings for graphic or upsetting content."

You mean like these:

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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via tweedlewinkle)

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

(via walterwhte)

baddiebey:

This is so sad but I feel like if Beyoncé came up to me and was like “You can come work for me as my maid/babysitter but you won’t get paid and you have to live in my laundry room and live off of Blue’s old jars of baby food and you also have to cut off all ties to anybody but me & my family” I would really do it like I wouldnt even second guess it I’d just call my mom like ‘imma miss u say goodbye to the rest of the fam for me xoxo’

(via boyznotinmotion)

(Source: cameos, via strawberry-taffy)

officialunitedstates:

people with 100 followers on this site have faqs like “thx for the nice messages but I dont have time to answer all of them!”  really, are you sure, because I have 4,388,070,000 followers and I still answer all of mine

(via nebranska)

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

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(Source: abbybabyluv, via niamorgy)

did-you-kno:

An 8-year-old boy in Illinois won $1,000 in a summer-long scavenger hunt and immediately donated the money to his 2-year-old neighbor to help fund her chemotherapy. Source

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

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