umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

(via awkwardvagina)

  • everyone: are you okay
  • everyone: you look tired
  • everyone: you look upset
  • everyone: you look confused
  • everyone: are you mad at me
  • everyone: what happened to you
  • everyone: are you sick
  • me: IT'S MY FACE

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

(via boyznotinmotion)

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

(via merayyy21)

gnarly:

"you’ve changed." "I know, I’m a transformer." 

(via walterwhte)

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

(via toodopetoexist)

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(via walterwhte)

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

(via toodopetoexist)

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via walterwhte)